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HEALTH “Sad Music For Horny People” Concert Tee - XL - Purchased At Show! NEW!. • Massive, eye-catching “SAD MUSIC FOR HORNY PEOPLE” in oversized white lettering — one of HEALTH’s most iconic and sought-after slogans. Super soft and comfortable 100% cotton. • Large, raw, high-contrast abstract/scratch graphic below (very industrial/noise aesthetic). Up for sale is this authentic black HEALTH band t-shirt in excellent condition (no holes, stains, or pilling — graphics remain crisp with that perfect distressed/vintage look). Size XL — fits true to size with a standard boxy concert tee cut. Super soft and comfortable 100% cotton. Front Design: • Bold distressed white “HEALTH” lettering across the chest • Large, raw, high-contrast abstract/scratch graphic below (very industrial/noise aesthetic) • “YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER” printed at the bottom Back Design: • Massive, eye-catching “SAD MUSIC FOR HORNY PEOPLE” in oversized white lettering — one of HEALTH’s most iconic and sought-after slogans Details: • Small official HEALTH tag on the lower back with the phone number [phone removed by eBay] • Purchased directly at a recent show — official merch from their You Will Love Each Other store This is premium tour merch from the LA noise/industrial legends HEALTH (known for albums like Death Magic, Rat Wars, and their wild live energy). The “Sad Music For Horny People” design is a fan favorite and frequently sells out fast. Perfect conversation starter and a must-have for any HEALTH collector, noise rock fan, or anyone who appreciates bold, humorous band merch. Measurements (laid flat): • Pit to pit: approx. 22–23” • Length: approx. 29–30” Ready to ship quickly and safely. Feel free to message with any questions. Serious buyers only — no returns on worn clothing, but I stand by the accurate description and photos. Bid with confidence — this one won’t last long! 🤘 Keywords: HEALTH band, Sad Music For Horny People, You Will Love Each Other, official merch, concert tee, noise rock, industrial, XL black t-shirt