***NEW*** Weyland-Yutani T-Shirt - Alien Romulus
$ 7.9
Description
***NEW*** Weyland-Yutani T-Shirt - Alien Romulus. Whether you’re a roughneck hauling ore or a marine dropping into a hot zone, you need the right gear. Woven to survive the harsh realities of hypersleep, this shirt also features a color profile so stealthy it's basically a liability. Welcome to the Company. Weyland-Yutani is all about "Building Better Worlds," but we all know the outer colonies can get a little messy. Whether you’re a roughneck hauling ore or a marine dropping into a hot zone, you need the right gear. Look, you can totally go "commando" under your utility suit—we don’t ask, we don't tell—but you absolutely cannot forget this standard-issue t-shirt when heading out into the field. We like to call it "military grade," which is basically corporate speak for saying it absolutely will not stop bullets, shrapnel, or a splash of highly corrosive xenomorph acid. But hey, it will make you look ridiculously good, ensuring you leave a very handsome corpse for the salvage team. Woven to survive the harsh realities of hypersleep, this shirt also features a color profile so stealthy it's basically a liability. It acts as the perfect natural camo. If you decide to go AWOL for a quick skinny-dipping session in the humid jungles of a newly terraformed planet and drop this tee in the brush... well, good luck ever finding it again. It belongs to the jungle now. Grab your pulse rifle, throw on your new favorite shirt, and proudly represent the universe's most ethically questionable mega-corporation. Just try to keep your face clear of any suspiciously large eggs. • 100% Cotton Heavy Cotton Tees • Soft print • Distressed - For that vintage grunge look • Normally ships within 2 days, longer shipping times for personalized t-shirts (max 5 days)
